I am so excited! My ward's murder mystery night is tonight. I am going as Baroness Crustia Von Pepperoni- heiress of a vast instant-pizza fortune. How spectacular that would be.

So it turns out that New Zealand is a heroine whore that likes to take advantage of women. So, of course, I am that much more intrigued. I never claimed sanity, why would I now? I despise such an illusion.

Well, I have homework to do today, and preparation for the dinner. Elise also gave me her blog address, and I'm afraid the reading of the precious manuscript will occupy my blog-writing time for today.

Farewell, dearest reader.