Gucci is magnificent. I can have the most beautiful boots in the world for around $300 here. (ebay item 5326275666, in case the stupid link won't let you see them.)

I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio, If I achieve not this young modest footwear! How magnificent they are! I can't rip my eyes off the image, I can't stop imagining the feel of the supple calfskin and the power of the walk in them. How beautiful! Should I save up for these? Dare I try? Oh the upheaval of my soul! The upheaval!!!

*sniffle* I want them. I love them. They're so pwetty!