I adore the following:

- The Shizzolator. Brilliance, I tell you. Brilliance.
- Today a man came into Dewey's, a real soul brotha' all gansta'd out. He removed his huge down coat complete with fur hood to reveal a Burberry 'doo rag. This completely made my day.
- I went to go see Over the Rhine in concert last Thursday, and I've fallen in love with them. If Allison Krauss and Norah Jones were to get really drunk and find a way to produce an illegitimate yet talented love child, Over the Rhine would be it. But in a good way.
- When one criticizes everything everyone is wearing all the time, it's nice to see someone who's perfected the art.