To all those fellow "bloggers" who insist on starting blogs and feel that the one time you posted way back in 2002 is sufficient: go to hell. For those of you "bloggers" who find it acceptable, and, for some reason, worth your time to execute the above stated annoyance with 9 different blogs: go to the only place worse than religion's fictionalized hell: Newark and/or Detroit.

Today I decided to browse the blog profiles of those who currently call Cinci their home sweet home. 40 profiles were found, and all either contained 1-4 posts total or were written by individuals who listen to Kenny G. Needless to say, Cincinnati is not the intellectual mecca of my faithless dreams.

Stupid lazy-ass Ohio-ites....