Darlings! It has been a long time since I last enjoyed your audience, mainly because of my heavy school load and such. Midterms are over, however, and my decision to discontinue my accelerated calculus course presents me with double the free time, due to the fact that my mathematic studies comprised roughly 70% of my schoolwork. I’ve already earned 3 math credits for the course, and I don’t need calculus for my desired degrees, so why bother? Regardless, the grueling math course is now over (the grade marking the cessation of such is a mediocre but nonetheless hard earned B), so hopefully I can write more frequently now that I never, ever have to differentiate anything EVER AGAIN. Huzzah.

I look forward to being bombarded by the copious amount of time that awaits me, although it will have to be spread out thickly upon numerous necessary activities. I found a darling Pilates studio downtown which I plan to join. I also need to start building my extra-curricular activities so that my transcript can be all sexy-like. I somewhat dread doing such, because- don’t tell anybody- I don’t really care about the college democrats, presidential ambassadors, or the dolphins I plan to save with my fervent adoration for all things natural. Quite frankly, they can all go to hell as long as I go to a better college.

Well, I’m afraid it’s time for my 11 hour bussing shift. Ta ta, darlings, I’ll write more on Tuesday.